ss_blog_claim=d8a5111701cf57875c439c4ad0134984 ROSELLE'S BLOG: Female Geography/Male Geography

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Female Geography/Male Geography

Just for laughs.. No offense meant :D Wohooo! I am a woman like India... darn! hate to be like Afghnistan hahahah! Anyways, still have a looonnnng way to go before that :) Later all!

FEMALE GEOGRAPHY

- Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa : wild, naturally beautiful and full of mysterious, fertile deltas.

- Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America : well-developed and open for trade, especially for those with stacks of money.

- Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India : sensual, relaxed, in full bloom, aware of her beauty.

- Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France : deliciously mature, still a pleasant destination to visit.

- Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Yugoslavia : a lost war, haunted by the mistakes of the past. Major reconstruction work is mostly the only answer.

- Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Russia : vast, with undefined frontier. The cold climate puts off any potential visitors.

- Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia : a glorious past, great conquests, but without a future.

- After 70, a woman is like Afghanistan or the north pole : many know its whereabouts, but no-one dares to venture there.

MALE GEOGRAPHY - Between 15 and 90 , a man is like Zimbabwe : ruled by a dick

1 comment:

PinayWAHM said...

Masaya na sana ako dun sa 40 tapos napatingin ako sa 41...wahhh...bat naman napaka drastic ng change from 40 to 41???